Move Br*wser, Get Out Da Way!

More cool shiz from the web.

http://www.lebonze.com/stuff/move.htm

The Warm Wave

I had a notion for the ocean earlier today. When I came back from my pre-lunch run, my best gal pal in the world had written this to me...

I want to lie on a private beach with white sand and aqua blue water.
I want to smell salt in the air and hear the soft call of the sandpipers.
I want to lay naked, covered in oil and let the sun caress every inch of my skin.
I want to feel the breeze lift my hair and make the palm trees dance.
I want to hear waves crash on the shore and feel the water lick my toes.

Yeah, let's go!

3ExY, ThrExY, SExY... on my :-L List

My girls, I love 'em, but what's a man gotta do to get some props? They are workin' round the clock to launch a new product by February 15th. They have a whole network of people around them providing support, advice, hours, bringing them wine, etc... but, no one is bringing them love. So, what does the BBB do? He sneaks into their office and leaves love notes on the white boards, under keyboards, on sticky notes, in notebooks... he even colored hearts on the bottom of their water bottles. No love. No mention.

So, anyhow, I'm kiddin.' No one need thank me for the love I give.

GO GIRLZ! I LOVE YA'!

Now, go see their site!

Brown & Bubbly?

Pepsi... brown & bubbly? Um, no.

In fact, to a person, the group with which I watched XL all cringed and thought...

• Some people think it's gross, but it's really good on toast.
• Get in bed & it starts to spread.
• Some people think it's funny, but it's really kinda runny.
• When you're sliding into first, and your pants begin to burst.
• When you're sliding into two, and your pants are filled with goo.
• When you're sliding into third, and you feel a greasy turd.
• When you're sliding into home, and your pants are filled with foam.
  

The diarrhea song, of course... find the most extensive version here.

Unloads, ejects, beneath the sheets & more at the actual Diet Pepsi site, brownandbubbly.com.

Props back to my man DJ R-O-B for sending BBB some love.

The Chance to be Perfect

I read a good article in "Esquire" recently about speed skater Apollo Anton Ohno. The author states...

"He does it because he's one of the lucky ones in this life, having found something he's monstrous at. Unlike most of the rest of us, he wakes up each morning with the chance to be perfect. 'There's not one day I don't want to be on the ice,' he says, and that's because for two minutes at a time, he is as good as it gets."

Shouldn't we all aspire to find something that we are "monstrous" at?