You see, Chad Last-Name-To-Be-Changed was fined by the NFL in 2006 for wearing "Ocho Cinco" on the back of his jersey. As I recall when watching the game, there was a grand production that centered around ripping the "Ocho Cinco" off to reveal his true last name, at the time.
NFL policy states that a player may only wear his (or her) last name on the back of the jersey. Now that Chad has changed his last name, will we see Chad "Ocho Cinco" on the back of his jersey this year?
You know what I'd really like to see? Trade Chad I-Haveta-Have-My-Name-In-The-Spotlight-Constantly to a team that has the number 85 retired. That list includes:
- DET #85, Chuck Hughes
- CLE/LA/STL #85, Jack Youngblood
Anyone got an over-under on the time until Chad Johnson-Ocho-Cinco goes muy loco?