I've you've ever traveled to a another stadium in the NFL, then you'll instantly appreciate the layout of the men's bathrooms at Arrowhead, aka THE TROUGH.
Denver's Invesco? LONG LINE.
San Diego's Q (Murph)? LONG LINE.
Architects of these stadiums have forced you to stand around in line instead of watching your team play ball. Of course, all those Bronco and Chargers fans probably prefer ball-watching in the bathroom instead of on the field.
Therefore, it is imperative that we KEEP THE TROUGH at Arrowhead.
KEEPING THE TROUGH means:
- We can more quickly get back to the field to boo Herm.
- We won't miss the next unknown QB going 3 & out (or, by some chance we make a gain of longer than 10 yards, you won't miss our only first down of the game).
- We'll see all the dropped passes by the Charles & Bowe (No)Show.
- Or, if you prefer, you won't miss a single rivet, girder or rebar going into the construction (which just may be more interesting to watch right now than the team).
KEEP THE TROUGH.