I can't figure out where the heck I saw this photo now--alcohol was involved--but I sure found it entertaining.
First of all, the WoW/Diablo Blizzard font really disturbs me. I'm pretty sure that I wasn't at an Internet gaming cafe.
Secondly, what kind of assistance are we talkin' 'bout here?
Third, what makes "Downstairs" a proper noun? Damn, there must have been something down there that I totally missed out on. Given the font I'm sure it was a medieval torture chamber a la "The Princess Bride."
Finally, who stole the periods?