The 3 Nakeds

I've come to the conclusion that there are three kinds of people in the world...

Those that like to BE NAKED.

Those that like to GET NAKED.

And those that DON'T LIKE TO BE NAKED.

BE NAKED: Those that like to be naked automatically like to get naked. Being naked means hanging around the house naked, basically these are the people that simply don't like to wear their clothes much and aren't in a hurry to put them on.

GET NAKED: Those that like to get naked enjoy taking their clothes off or having them removed by someone, but when the act is complete (unless there is going to be another round), or whenever they wake up, then the first thing they do is throw on some clothes.

ANTI-NAKED: These people don't want you to see them naked or don't really have do anything naked at all. Yes, they exist... I've dated one.

There are some anomalies, but I tender that these are the three categories when you are in a relationship with someone that you like. So, if your marriage isn't what it's cracked up to be, then liking to be naked, but not get naked is possible, but when you were courting, you surely liked to get naked and be naked.

BE NAKED and GET NAKED people are compatible. ANTI-NAKED people are only compatible with other ANTI-NAKED people.

I'm a GET NAKED person. What kind of person are you?

Need a Lift?

"LIFT" is the keyword from the weekend. If you ask me to lift something today, I'll probably look at you sideways and not move a muscle.

1. FRIDAY: LIFTed a few beers to my mouth as we spent time with good friends at the lake.
2. SATURDAY1: LIFTed 4 ricks (2 cords) of wood from the ground to the trailer.
3. SATURDAY2: LIFTed the foot off the accelerator after a driver lost control, spun across the opposite lane, snapped a telephone pole and started a grass fire when the electrical wires kissed the ground.
   
4. SATURDAY3: LIFTed 4 ricks (2 cords) of wood from the trailer to the pile on the back-forty.
5. SATURDAY4: LIFTed a few beers to my mouth.
6. SATURDAY5: LIFTed all my crap into the 20' trailer in preparation for the move into the condo on Sunday.
7. SATURDAY6: LIFTed myself from the hot tub, made a brief stint in front of an ugly MU performance and went to bed.
8. SUNDAY1: LIFTed all of my crap from the trailer up 4 flights (via dollies and an elevator... which made it the easiest move ever) to the new condo.
9. SUNDAY2: LIFTed spirits as I realized more over the day that I finally have my own home again... and the "largest sectional couch ever created" has, for the first time, all of its pieces in the same room at the same time. It felt like too much couch, but it's starting to grow on me.