Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The 3 Nakeds

I've come to the conclusion that there are three kinds of people in the world...

Those that like to BE NAKED.

Those that like to GET NAKED.

And those that DON'T LIKE TO BE NAKED.

BE NAKED: Those that like to be naked automatically like to get naked. Being naked means hanging around the house naked, basically these are the people that simply don't like to wear their clothes much and aren't in a hurry to put them on.

GET NAKED: Those that like to get naked enjoy taking their clothes off or having them removed by someone, but when the act is complete (unless there is going to be another round), or whenever they wake up, then the first thing they do is throw on some clothes.

ANTI-NAKED: These people don't want you to see them naked or don't really have do anything naked at all. Yes, they exist... I've dated one.

There are some anomalies, but I tender that these are the three categories when you are in a relationship with someone that you like. So, if your marriage isn't what it's cracked up to be, then liking to be naked, but not get naked is possible, but when you were courting, you surely liked to get naked and be naked.

BE NAKED and GET NAKED people are compatible. ANTI-NAKED people are only compatible with other ANTI-NAKED people.

I'm a GET NAKED person. What kind of person are you?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wear my underwear in the shower.

-Anderson Cooper