Saturday, February 21, 2009

Troll Report: 02/21/09

This sh1t just cracks me up. Politics taught me thicker skin because the Trolls there are relentless. I admit, since I have a little free time right now, bopping Troll heads has a little entertainment value to me... especially because the bopping isn't as a representative of a brand or an image other than the acutely insane one of bigBADbob (which has a value of slightly less than zilch).

Excerpt from TKC:
Awesome, another card-carrying Troll that sits beneath his bridge in anonymity to fling sour words at those attempting to bridge from the world of ideas to the world of fruition.

"Can't land a job?" Who said I needed one? I want one... totally different concept, though confusing for the Troll-mind to understand, I'm sure.

"They're making damn good money." Of course they are and I applaud them for doing a job that most would abhor. I've no qualms with them and resent that you claim so. However, it points out that Trolls have no idea WTF I'm talking about.

Bread line? I make my own bread and it's so much sweeter than the muck and twigs of a Troll's diet.
Oh dear... this sh1t really does crack me up... maybe you just need to read the whole thread...

SORRY FOR FEEDING THE TROLLS!

Friday, February 20, 2009

HELP: How Would YOU Clean a Carafe Decanter?

I asked this question on Twitter/Facebook earlier today (@zamees) and got quite the response!

How do u scrub the inside of a carafe-style decanter?

Here's the deal... friends, including @tessk, came over a few weeks ago for a chat about life, love, work... you know, general bitchfest kinda stuff. We polished off... four, yeah, I think four bottles of wine. I decanted the first one, but then forgot to rinse the decanter. Seeing how I was hung over pretty much the whole next day, the wine in the bottom of the decanter dried up and it's impossible to
get anything into the opening on that sucker.

I first tried soaking. That didn't work. So, I asked my Twitterati for help... these are the responses that I received:
  • Call Mom, she will know what to do.
  • Bleach.
  • Bottle brush.
  • In the coffee section of the store, they sell this stuff that you poor in and let it soak, I'm sure that would do the trick. Works on coffee pots like a dream.
  • Throw it away and buy a new one.
  • Pour in a little borax and then add some ice cubes. Then swish it around by spinning the decanter in your hand.
  • Add vinegar to the soak mix.
  • Try lemon juice and popcorn or rice for an abbrasive. put in some lemon juice, swirl to coat sides, put in a bit of rice or popping corn and shake shake shake. Let's just say that this is an effective way to clean "other" glass things that get sticky dirty "stuff" in them after prolonged use
Holy frijoles... from mechanical to chemical to one cat that's fully-supportive of the throw-away society.

What would you do?

Posted a picture of the solution!


5/52: "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy

Book #5 = "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy, 3/5 Stars
After reading the verbosity and 25 word sentences of Garcia-Marquez (well, I haven't quite finished it... maybe 20 pages to struggle through still), Cormac McCarthy was such a welcome short-sentenced, who-cares-about-punctuation style that I blew through the whole thing in 3 hours. Style is one thing; content is another story. The book pulled me to the end, begged me to finish it... and I did... and then I closed and it said aloud, "What the fuck did I just read?" It wanted 3 hours of the story before the beginning of the book and 3 hours of the story after the end of the book. I was left wanting and, to a degree, dissatisfied because I had too many unanswered questions. I'm just sayin. I'll still give it a 3 for entertainment value.

Book #4 = "Eleven Minutes" by Paulo Coelho, 2/5 Stars
Book #3 = "The Good Guy" by Dean Koontz, 3/5 Stars
Book #2 = "My Ishmael" by Dan Quinn, 2/5 Stars

Book #1 = "The Zahir" by Paulo Coelho, 3.5/5 Stars

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

When Companies Just Don't Get It

I'm posting this thread as an example of why I think companies fail to take advantage of opportunities that are present in this ever-quickening marketplace... by no means do I believe that there is an opportunity for ME at this company, but I approached them in a manner where I offered to discuss their business, the greening of America and the impact of the interactive web community when invited into the doors of a business.




Excerpt from my unsolicited email (2/11):
"This resume may seem off-target, but in today's world where we are becoming more aware of what we are throwing away—and how it can be reused—I believe that there will be certain industries that will birth the great companies of this century. It is with those companies that I would like to bring my skills to assist in that ascension from good to great."

I then outlined my skill set, the opportunities that may be present given the new Administration and that I'm available for any chance to converse with someone in their marketing arena. Honestly, I didn't expect an invitation, but I'm taking the shotgun approach to finding a job in KC.

It's their response that caught me as dangerously impersonal.

Their response (2/16):
"What position are you applying for? We are not allowed to take resumes without a specific position listed. Please take a look at our website www.deffenbaughinc.com for a full list. Thank you."

Deffenbaugh

Deffenbaugh? Who is Deffenbaugh? Am I to believe that some relative of the family business name (one that is actually called by their last name) is responding to unsolicited HR emails? If I called their office and asked for "Deffenbaugh," who am I likely to get on the other end of the phone?

So, I called em...
ME: "Hi, I need to speak to Deffenbaugh."
THEM: "Who?"
ME: "Deffenbaugh."
THEM: "What do you mean, Deffenbaugh?"
ME: (LMAO)
THEM: "Deffenbaugh is the company name, not a person working here."
ME: (LMAO so hard that I had to hang up).

This may be a case where the company is acting it's age... they've been around forever... they collect trash... so their dinosaur mentality may just be a function of who they are and what they do.

My response to them (2/18):
I appreciate your timely response, but I must take a moment to offer some advice. In today's world, where relationships are what develop loyalty, this response from you is far from warming.

I hope you take no offense to this... I'm a seasoned marketer with a specialization in developing community, aka relationships customers that has worked with both large and small companies around the country.

1. Your email is signed as "Deffenbaugh." Visions of templated responses and auto-regurgitation come to mind. If I called your office and asked for "Deffenbaugh," who would I get? The answer is no one.

2. In an effort to be nimble and react to opportunity, it is a wise business decision to keep good resumes on file. As Jack Welch, former CEO of GE states, companies go from good to great by being able to match talent and opportunity when one or both arise.

I wish you luck in your business.

4/52: 2009 Book Resolution

Book #4 = "Eleven Minutes" by Paulo Coelho, 2/5 Stars
Errrrr, Coelho? I think I'll have to chalk this one up to the ability, as a world success, to write about whatever you want.


Book #3 = "The Good Guy" by Dean Koontz
Book #2 = "My Ishmael" by Dan Quinn, 2/5 Stars

Book #1 = "The Zahir" by Paulo Coelho, 3.5/5 Stars